Natural Born Master of Martial Arts

This Sparrow Is Ready To Fight! :o)

Natural Born Master of Martial Arts

"Martial Arts Humor"

Ghostwheel's Top Ten Signs you're in a McDojo

10. You instructor has a Grandmasters Certificate. In Crayon.

9. The Senior Assistant Instructor is a 4 year old black belt.

8. The sign in the window says the school trains in more than 10 martial arts.

7. Its a Korean art.

6. Your instructor tries to sell you Amway products.

5. While examining the schools tournament trophies, you find 3 for spelling bees.

4. Reading the contract for the school is considered a kata (and a long one at that).

3. No one sweats.

2. While at a tournament, your opponent finds out who your teacher is and high-fives his teacher.

1. When paying for your belt examinations, the instructor asks: "Do you want fries with that?"

"Martial Arts Humor"

Timing is most important!

cartoon judo timing

- Sensei, what is most important power or speed?
- Try to throw me with your favorite technique and I'll show you...
- Ma-te! End of practice! Line up!
- Timing is most important.

"Martial Arts Humor"